FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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I just accidentally broke into a supermarket

the door was open so i went in and started filling up my basket and this security guard started screaming at me and trying to set off the alarm and apparently they don’t open for another hour but idk why he thought i was thief bc i was trying to use the self checkout why would a thief pay for stuff smh

(Source: lzbth, via wonderlandisdead)